I’m a tarot reader, my son has asperger’s, my partner and I are artists... I curse sometimes, I’m joyful often, but dreaming always. Balancing parenting a child who once licked the walls of every building that we entered with a crazy psychic intuition, which I’m often trying to ignore, and a career running a high energy office, is on its best days, a freaking dream… I mean a nightmare… no, a dream. Yeah. That.

This Is Awkward

by verystrangebird on Apr 7, 2012 • 8:55 pm No Comments

Me: (in the shower)
The fireman: Momma! I fell in the toilet!
Me: Bruno!!!!
Bruno: What?!?
Me: The fireman fell in the toilet!
The fireman: This is awkward.